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  • Question: Obviously important to you, but i agree why spend so much time on this. reevaluate your priorities. i"yawn. this boring response doesn’t even deserve any snark.but seriously, if a store is so important to you that you can’t find humor in any of this, then you need to reevaluate your priorities. nothing you hold allegiance to should be so sacred that you can’t poke fun or find humor in a parody of it. not the government, not religion, not family, and certainly not a fucking chain store." - sabithecat
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    Uh, I think you accidentally a couple words in there.

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Ugh, I’m not four and by the time Lollapalooza comes back up, I’m sure there will be some other dumb fad besides rompers. It’s too cold in 90% of the US to wear this. This fad is uglier than the damn crop top/high-rise shorts thing.

Ugh, I’m not four and by the time Lollapalooza comes back up, I’m sure there will be some other dumb fad besides rompers. It’s too cold in 90% of the US to wear this. This fad is uglier than the damn crop top/high-rise shorts thing.

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I guess Urban Outfitters is now trying to revive the good old Schutzstaffel, Hitler’s SS.

I guess Urban Outfitters is now trying to revive the good old Schutzstaffel, Hitler’s SS.

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"Like, wow, this thing is amazing? I love my varf. Soooo cutting edge. A scarf with arm holes!”

"Like, wow, this thing is amazing? I love my varf. Soooo cutting edge. A scarf with arm holes!”

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Since this comes from a brand called “Urban Renewal”, I’m afraid to find out exactly where they got the denim to make this hideous skirt.

Since this comes from a brand called “Urban Renewal”, I’m afraid to find out exactly where they got the denim to make this hideous skirt.

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I’ve been looking for a shirt that will allow me to show off my bra collection in public without fear of becoming a sex offender! 

I’ve been looking for a shirt that will allow me to show off my bra collection in public without fear of becoming a sex offender! 

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walmartsurrealism:

really want to know who the fuck is buying a sofa from urban outfitters

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ehjdi:

Urban Outfitters

Damn, if I had everything that would obviously include storage space. 

(via abdullah32mg)

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stacysdad:

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN URBAN OUTFITTERS

Chill, they’re just upside down lederhosen.

stacysdad:

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN URBAN OUTFITTERS

Chill, they’re just upside down lederhosen.

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la-l-u-n-a-c-y:

Urban on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/96439815/via/punfucius

My favorite part of hiking is reenacting the death of the dinosaurs.

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